UFO!! lol

Hello guys,
I got a mail today linking me to website announcing me that a UFO WAS SEEN in Moscow last night. If you are interested in that, please click here. I you have not clicked it then my sincere thanks for having not navigated away, and guess what, you are one of the luckiest persons of the day because you are still reading something that makes sense.... Well let me first ask you, are you a really a UFO enthusiast? If no then read on, this blog is for you(if you are, then come back after a week, I will have written something for you).
Without wasting much of your time, which I always tend to, let me come down straight to the analysis mode. Let’s start with what UFO is. Trust me, before I knew the full form of UFO someone told me what that it is an aircraft or a spacecraft used by the creatures of other planets to loaf around the space and They do visit earth sometimes when our media gets hungry for some hot topic. From this I concluded that UFO would stand for Utter Fictious Object. Then I thought, scientists cant be so wrong. Though it may not be the work of aliens it does involve human beings. It Is then that I came across what Dan Brown wrote in deception point, they are no UFO’s but the super sophisticated air vehicles built in stealth by the American defence. During a test it happened to crash and the senate labeled it as UFO so that the stealth is not leaked. Well if that is the case then there is no problem for Obama if earth comes to an end in 2012(don’t say you haven’t heard of this!), coz Americans will use this ‘super sophisticated’ air craft to evacuate him to mars. Arre wah, he then will be the first president to land on mars. Well who knows, knowing this some Indians may open a dhaba in mars even before Obama lands there.
Well lets get back to the topic. Recently a friend of mine told me that his uncle who is a UFO expert in the US had found a water bottle in the UFO that had fallen sometime back. That was one of the greatest achievements ever made in field of astronomy .if the alien comes with a water bottle then it obviously means that there is water in the planet it has come from. Well can’t believe this fellows uncle because has done one more research which says that sea water is salty because ‘n’ number of fishes piss in that. He seems to have proven it by choosing some fishes randomly, tying tiny plastic bag to its ass and kept it in aquarium. After some seven days, he tasted the water and found that it was less salty than a normal aquarium water.
Ill tell you a surprising thing! I have a cousin who is seven years old(I know its not surprising, read on). I once asked him what he wants to be, and he said “I want to be a alien and visit all nine planets we have in the solar system”. Well, thanks to the UFO enthusiasts. I never even dreamt of a world tour, this little fellow is talking about solar system tour! May be his son will dream of touring the entire milky way!(if you are a poor mortal who doesn’t know what milky way is, click) who knows NASA may invent a vehicle that can travel at a rate of some light years per second....

Oh god, this blog was supposed to be about UFOs! do you believe they exist? give me your answers in the comment section...

Happy Bday Pranav

ಹ್ಯಾಪಿ ಬರ್ತ್ ಡೇ ಪ್ರಣವ್.

I am sure you cant read what I have written, but I am really sure you know what I mean.

Hello friends, let me introduce you to a special friend of mine. His name is Pranav, also known as Vandro and manga. He is the senior most of all of us(and to top that, he has silver hairs) and the sweetest as well. We all love him a lot and wish him from the bottom of our heart , a very happy bday. May god add a lot more years to your life.

Cheers(smile)

My Hacker Classmate

Hey people, do you have any hackers in touch with you? If not then I have one. The man sitting two seats besides me says he is a hacker! I guess he is the first hacker in the world who has gone trumpeting all around the college that he is a hacker. He seems to have hacked google and downloaded private pics from the profiles he is not linked to. Poor fellow, for the entire hostel had all those pics more than a month before he hacked it(if at all he has hacked!). This again is a matter that he is announcing to everyone. Well but if you ask him how he did it, he keeps his mouth zipped and tags it as a secret.

I am, I guess the only living creature in the entire college(or atleast class)to whom he dint tell any such nonsense. Because he knows that if someone comes to me and says ‘Obama took a nude march to Oval office’ I would have believed it more than what this fellow would have said(wink!).

If any one comes to you telling that he is a hacker, give him a smile and ask him to stop joking.

if he says he can hack orkut passwords, laugh in front of his face.

And If he says he has hacked google, just nod your head and leave that place, there is no point talking to idiots.

If he says all above things, just slap him and he will realize that you are not a fool!

PS: lessons of the day

1) Hackers don’t go announcing to the world that they are one(come on man, they have brain).

2) If they do, they are not hackers.

3) Hacking google is not a piece of cake.

Engineers day

Hello boys, girls and engineers.
Take the first line from my previous blogs, but this time I am very serious about my apologies for keeping this blog idle. As you can make out from the salutations of this blog, this blog is dedicated to that group of poor creatures, who apparently have gained ability to grasp, assimilate, and digest any fat
Book within a night. I am talking about those achievers whose understand the toughest of the toughest subjects ranging from rocket science and 3 dimensional elecrtomagnetics(field theory) to meaningless bazzire concepts of chemistry. In short, they are called engineers.

I bothered to write this blog because some friend of mine, who happens to be a human being(not engineer) called me up and said “hey happy engineers day”. For a while I was wonder struck thinking why he wished me on engineers day. After some hard thinking I realized that even ill be an engineer in a span of 4 semesters.

Dear reader, do me a favour. Just answer some simple questions I have listed below…
1) Have you been to a movie with your pals form last three months?

2) Have you ever attended a music release function from past six months?

3) Can you name 10 hot(female) new comers of Hollywood?

4) Do you know who kareena kapoor is dating with?

5) Do you know what was discussed in the last G20 summit?

6) Or do you at all know what G20 summit is?

7) Are you absolutely relaxed and have some spare time to water your plants?

8) Do you sleep before 3:00am?


9) Do you walk everyday?

10) Are you confident that you are mentally sound?

If your answer to all above questions is “NO” then, with hundred percent guaranty, I say that you are an engineer. Or at least a student of engineering.


Though we have forgotten the taste of vada pav, or the name of the last movie that we saw or don’t have even a slightest idea of what G20 summit actually is. We are proud of what we are.
Every little activity of the world depends on the devices that we have designed. We work hard,
Break our head and spend nights learning nonsense just to make some work a bit more easier for the common man. We should be proud of ourselves because the very existence of the world depends on us. We should be proud because we are not ‘engineers’, but we are “THE engineers”,
We move the world….belated wishes of the engineers day…cheers.

response i got when i asked people to read my blog.

Hii guys whats upp.
I'm happy to announce that this is my third posting this month. So I'm one of the very active persons in the blog sphere. This time i am not waring the humorous mood
like i did last time. But again, I have no idea what to write about. But later I guess i have found a topic. Let me write about the reactions of the people i got till today
when i insisted upon them to read my blog.

reaction 1: I HAVE NO PATIENCE TO READ NOW. ILL READ IT SOME OTHER TIME.
my response: yaa, u mean to say you are currently lost literacy and expecting to get it back some time later.

reaction 2: I CANT READ IT NOW, ILL READ IT LATER WHEN I AM FEELING BORED OR SOMETHING.
reaction: hello madam, I am not a member of the Indian entertainment ministry council yet. I wrote it with no intention to entertain you.

reaction 3: TELL ME WHICH IS THE BEST ONE. ILL READ THAT.
my response: No thank you. ill spare that trouble for you.

reaction 4: I AM TOO BUSY THESE DAYS. I FIND NO TIME TO READ IT.
reaction: oh yeah, i am eagerly waiting for miss prime minister to read this. i am praying for it you know. BTW, do u find time to brush your teeth???

reaction 5: FIRST TELL ME WHAT IT IS ABOUT. ILL READ IT LATER.
my response: madam, i dint make a movie to show you its trailer and attract you to watch it(like mahesh bhat). its a blog!!!!


reaction 6: OH MAN, I AM SO BADLY ENOUGH WITH MY TEXT BOOKS. I CANT READ ANYTHING MORE.
reaction: really??? can you please tel me your USN.

reaction 7: (no reaction at all, as if i never spoke about that).
my response: **** ***(my blog is censored you know).

reaction 8: IT WAS BRILLIANT. GREAT JOB MAN. YOU WROTE IT??
my response: no your dad wrote it for me.

The day before Exam

hello world.
how r u?? i have been fine till now. guess what,tomorrow at 9.30 Am I have an exam, on one of the deathliest subjects in engineering. Some scholars have named that horror as ANALOG ELECTRONIC CIRCUITS. Well you may be wondering what the hell am i doing here instead of spending some passive hours on my study table. What can i do guys, couldn't resist to write.
and moreover, the marks you get depends on many more factors than studying.
some of them are listed below...

1. A study in some university(no no not VTU!!), has revealed that the water content in your body tonight has some effect on your thinking abilities for the day next. Since there is a lott to study today, i wont be having time to drink water and all. this may hamper my performance tomorrow. And according to my calculation, if you have a studious neighbour and you don't want him to score well in the exam, just tell him that you saw a lizard in his water tank.

2. Your marks also depends on the person who corrects your answer paper, and also on how much he knows about the subject(if at all he knows anything!!). If you are a student of VTU then you can assume that the person correcting your paper may not be a teacher of that subject. I have heard of CS dpt lecturers correcting Electronics papers and the E and C lecturers hanging with the CS papers....well it does happen, coz VTU believes in innovation. ahem ahem, coming back to the topic, you may ask me how it depends on the person valuating your paper. well it depends on his girl friend or his wife if he has one.
The logic goes something like this, if she is good looking and they aer in good terms with each other, the lecturer will be over confident and will surely ignore your ideas and give marks for what ever he thinks is right. if his girl friend is not such a good looking and they are not in good terms with each other, he'll find your paper a means to remove your frustration.
so it will be ideal to write something like this in the beginning of your paper

" married and committed people are advised to stay away from this paper"
well there are many more factors which ill be affecting your result, ill be writing it in my further posts.

so study well and do well. that's all you can do about it...lolz

if you are not the person who falls under "ill score without studying" list then i have some tips for you on what you can do in the exam hall since you wont be knowing anything.(someone sent me these tips in email!!!).

lets say the exam is for 3hrs. its from 9.30 AM to 12.30 PM
1) from 9-9.30, fill the details like register number, subject code carefully in the answer sheet.
2) 9.30-10, read the question thoroughly and carefully.
3) 10-10.45, see if you can understand any of those questions.
4)10.45-11.15 ask for drinking and make multiple demands. after all you have done so much of work.
5) 11.15-12 Read the question paper again and see if there is anything that you think is wrong. write its question number. you may get grace marks for wrong questions.
6) 12-12.20, go through all the details you have filled.
7) last ten minuets-----relax!!!

10 reasons why you need a girlfriend

Let me make some facts straight, the topic " 10 reasons why you need a girlfriend" doesn't imply that i have one. I am completly single and all girls reading this are welcome to try.

well comming back to the topic, the reasons are

1) TOM has one, Nikhil has one, Jamy has one and how come you dont??? common guys, its the question of your respect in the modern society.
2) You get a discount in almost all standard discos if you go in a pair.
3) Common man, who else will help you drawing the figures in your biology record?????
4) If your age is 24 and you are not involved with any women yet,u are considered a gay.
5) You will have some one to wish you "happy birthday" at twelve o clock in the night. and yeah, if you are in good terms with her, you have chances of winning a birthday kiss....lol
6) If your are going to a movie for some real fun, the movie doesn't necessarily have to be interesting if you are with your girl friend.
7) You will have the latest updates of the gossips going on in the girls row....
8) If its the day of your result, and you have strong instincts that you will flunk....dont worry, you have a company.
9) If you and your girl friend are in the same class, and if she is regular to her classes, you will have less chances of loosing out money on attendence shortage!!!!
10)You will be very punctual in servicing your vehicle....

so guys, what are you waiting for. go and get some one....gooo........